Synonyms for Bullshit

atkins bookshelf wordsIf Americans have learned anything from this last excruciatingly nasty presidential campaign, it is that politicians are experts at spinning, pontificating, speechifying, fancy talk, or whatever they want to call it. But let’s face it, folks, no matter how you sugarcoat it — it’s still bullshit. Of course, in polite society we use the more genteel term “nonsense.” An even better word is jabberwocky, coined by Lewis Carroll in his novel Through the Looking Glass (1871), the sequel to Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. It’s certainly appropriate. Given the surreal results of the recent presidential election, Americans have fallen down the rabbit hole, and are left scratching their heads, wondering: “how the freak did we get here?” And it seems the only ones interested in answering that question are the very same trumpery-spewing politicians who got us there. The Madhatter might explain it this way: “You can’t bullshit a bullshitter. Let’s face the facts: we are living in the post-Factual world, the Age of Bullshit. No sense in hiding down here because we’re all f——!” Well, if we are going to be slogging through all this political bullshit, we might as well learn about bullshit (or as Kellyanne Conway, Counselor to the President Trump, called it “alternative facts”) in its many colorful variations. Without any further circumlocution, here is a list of synonyms for bullshit (no bullshit!):

ackamarackus
applesauce

babble
baboonery
balderdash
ballyhoo
baloney
bambosh
bilge
blague
blah blah blah

blarney
bletherskate
baloney
bollucks
brimborion
bugaboo
bull
bullshit
buncombe
bunk
bushwa
cack
claptrap
clatfart
codswallop
crap
crock of shit
drivel
effutiation
eyewash
fadoodle
falderal
fandangle
fiddlededee
fiddle-faddle
flam
flannel
flapdoodle
flimflam
flummadiddle
flummery
fribble
fustian
galbanum
galimatias
gammon
garbage
gibberish
grimgribber
guff

haver
hibber-gibber
hogwash
hooey
horse feathers
horseshit
hot air
humbug
jabberwock
jiggery-pokery
kelter
kidology
linsey-woolsey
macaroni
malarkey
morology
mullock
mumbo-jumbo
narrischkeit
nugament
phonus-bolonus
piddle
piggish
pish-posh

poppycock
posh
prattle
quatsch
rannygazoo
razzmatazz
razzle-dazzle

rhubarb
riddle-me-ree
rottack
schmegeggy
shuck
skittles
slipslop
spinach
squit
stultiloquence
talking through one’s hat

taradiddle
tarradiddle
tootle
tosh
trumpery
twaddle

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What is the Most Beautiful-Sounding Word in English
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For further reading: The Dictionary of Bullshit by Nick Webb (2006)
Bullshit: A Lexicon by Mark Peters (2015)
https://www.powerthesaurus.org/nonsense
http://phrontistery.info/nonsense.html
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/23/511160267/delusions-or-deceptions-white-house-alternative-facts-rile-press

 

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