According to a 2016 survey by the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety, drivers in the U.S. spend more than 294 hours behind the wheel each year — the equivalent of seven 40-hour weeks at the office. During that time, the average driver covers 10,900 miles. Assuming that the average person begins driving at the age of 17, over a lifetime, he or she will drive more than 37,935 hours (1,580 days or 4.32 years), covering more than 798,000 miles. That’s a lot of driving — and if you live in traffic congested cities, that can drive you crazy. That’s where witty car bumper stickers come in. Not only do they make a statement about society, they do it in such a clever way to make you laugh out loud, or at least crack a smile if you are having a really bad day. The key to a really great bumper sticker is that the joke has to deliver a punchline in less than six to ten words. Not always an easy task. Here are some of the funniest car bumper stickers:
Caution: I drive just like you!
Don’t drink and drive — you might spill some!
Be careful — 90% of people are caused by accidents
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now
Learn from your parents’ mistakes — use birth control
You! Out of the gene pool!
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
I’m not a complete idiot — some parts are missing
Instant asshole, just add alcohol
If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.
Dislexics are teople poo
I’m speeding cause I really have to poop
Nobody cares about your stick family
I’m having an out-of-money experience
I saw that… — Karma
Watch out for the idiot behind me
Don’t believe everything you think
Trust me that squirrel was an asshole
Do you follow Jesus this closely?
I’m new at this, what’s your excuse?
Well behaved women rarely make history
Buckle up… it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car
For further reading: http://newsroom.aaa.com/2016/09/americans-spend-average-17600-minutes-driving-year/